The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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The ability to jump

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

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the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!