- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

Being only half invisible.

The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

the power to orgasm with your mind

The power to pee while standing up

The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

The power to cum out of your finger tips

The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

The power to like Justin Bieber

The power to see through windows

the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

The power to see other peoples dreams.

The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

Pointless Super Powers