The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

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The power to get shot when you're alone

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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The power to throw fireballs only under water

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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The power to be powerless.

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The power to elect George W Bush.

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

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I'm a giant di

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!