The power to die from darting too hard

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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the power to die

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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The power to see via toe nails

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

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power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

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The power of christ ;)

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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The power to change your eye color.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!