The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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the power to become demented

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

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The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

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The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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The ability to jump 8 feet fences

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The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!