The power to shape-shift only into a human

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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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the power to be powerless

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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The power to jump face first

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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the power to die on the spot

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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the power to dislike this power

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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To have the power to give yourself a disease

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The power to pee while standing up

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!