The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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The Power to Power

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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The power to die from darting too hard

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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The Power To Fly Without control

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!