- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to any ugly person love you.

The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

The power to die using only your mind.

The power to die at will

the powers to be a fat gassy woman

The power to write pointless superpowers

The power to Rage Against The Machine

the power to be friends with Donald trump

The power to never be old but died at young age

The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

The power to erect your nipples at will.

The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

Pointless Super Powers