- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

Power to give birth through your penis.

The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

The ability to get shot, for real.

The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

The power to not have a superpower

The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

The ability to control dairy products

The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

the power to permanently change your name to Graham

The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

The Power to Read really Small Words

The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

to zap people but only yourself

To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

Pointless Super Powers