- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

The power to like Justin Bieber

The ability to die instantly

the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

The power to have gravity.

The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

To write a pointless power on paper to use.

The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

The power to shrink boobs

The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

The power to die

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

the ability to un-dank any meme

The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

Pointless Super Powers