- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

The power to knock yourself unconscious

The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

The power to enhance your enemy's strength

The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

The power to get arrested

The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

The power to make it impossible to have powers

The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

The power to not be funny

The power to read terms and conditions

The power to turn any object into food

The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

Pointless Super Powers