The power to stop existing.

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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The power to make lipstick fly

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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The power to quote memes randomly

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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The power of bad luck

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!