----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

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teh pwoer 2 rite liek dis!!!11!1!111!!!! ex dee

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the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

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The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

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The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

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The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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the power to be in AA.

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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The power to not see anything

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The power to never come into existence

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power of christ ;)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!