The abilty to go through water.

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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The power drown in water

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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The power to see through windows

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The power to lower your IQ at will.

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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The power to control paprika with your mind

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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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The power to survive at absolute zero

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Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

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The power to see oxygen.

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The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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the power to enter a coma.

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!