The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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The power to die

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The power to get hard at will.

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The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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The ability to jump

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

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the power to half transform to something.

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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The power to see via toe nails

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!