- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to smell sounds

ability to swim like a frog with no legs

The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

Super speed, but with super clumsiness

the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

The power to have anything you want that is free.

The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

The Power to breath while under a cup of water

The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

The power to swallow instead of spit

The abilty to go through water.

The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

the power to be infinitely constipated

The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

The ability to not have a super power.

The power drown in water

The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

The power to lick your elbow.

Pointless Super Powers