The power of women's rights.

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

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el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

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The power to sharpen a pen

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The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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the power to turn food into shit

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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The power to shrink your private parts.

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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

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The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

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the power to summon a massive midget

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

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The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

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The power to burn the sun.

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

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Nobody in the world has super-powers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!