The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

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the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

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the power to read your own mind

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All of aquaman's powers.

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

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Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

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The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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the power to change people socks on command

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The power to spit so hard and fast that you hit yourself in the back of the head every time... and it can only be used once, because its so hard it goes trough everything...(thus hits you in the skull duh) including your skull... Moral: Remember kids! Protect, Serve and Survive, and ask your mommy and daddy why they make the sexytime... their response may be pretty interesting...

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The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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the power to get sick

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the power to smell like ham

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power of dying whenever you want.

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!