- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

The power to chew with your tongue

The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

the power to shit out of your nose

The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

the power to shape shift to yourself

the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

The power to give people std's during intercourse

Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

the power to be 100% pointless

The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

The ability to think of an ability - JW

To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

The power to see through glass doors.

The power to change the color of your saliva.

The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

The ability to pass out at will.

The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

the power to itch your teeth

The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

Pointless Super Powers