- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

the power to morph into yourself

The power to do something while you can play games.

The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

The power to find the end of the sticky tape

The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

The ability to know when men have erections

The power to have no superpower

The ability to sweat poop.

The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

The power to teleport to the south pole.

teleport to the place where you stand

The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

the power to hear a dog whistle

The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

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Pointless Super Powers