The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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The power to find the end of the sticky tape

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The ability to know when men have erections

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The power to have no superpower

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The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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The ability to sweat poop.

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The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

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The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

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The power to teleport to the south pole.

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teleport to the place where you stand

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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

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The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

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the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

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The power think five times slower.

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to zap people but only yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!