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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

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The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

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the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

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The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

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The power to think of the worst superpower.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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the power to consume yourself and use it as food (dosn't remove pain and will cause medical condisions)

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Power to freeze ice.

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to take a s*** on people

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!