- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

the power to turn wine into water.

75% levitation

The power to moves in slow motion.

The power to teleport yourself one step away

The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

The power to make money disappear.

The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

the ability to blow yourself

The power to extend your pinky toe

The power to smell whore

Nope. Just nope.

The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

The power to be Chuck Norris

Pointless Super Powers