The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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to do nothing

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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Having the power to stand still

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the power to become demented

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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The power to elect George W Bush.

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

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The power to convert metric to imperial

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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The power to look at Sun.

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The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

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the power to take ipecac without throwing up

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The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

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The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!