the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

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the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to kill someone with a knife

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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The power to quote memes randomly

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the power to turn retarted

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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the power to fart at the worst moments

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!