De poverr too tipe relly shiiti annd stil bee undrstod bai rettadad peepols unly.

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The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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the power to change people socks on command

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the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

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The power to fly, but only fly north

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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The power to vomit every time you burp.

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

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The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

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The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

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the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

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The power to remove all flavour from food.

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the power to smell like ham

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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power to fly when your underwater

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!