Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

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The power to fly when in something flying

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

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The power to only sit down and not stand up.

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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

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The power to breathe slightly faster

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!