The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

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The power to block your own powers

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The ability to not live forever

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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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The power to make lipstick fly

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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75% levitation

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The power to be a snail

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The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!