The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The power to convert metric to imperial

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open.

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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Nothing

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

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The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

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The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

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the power the convince people if they agree

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The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

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Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!