- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

The power to read this text unless you can see it.

The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

The power to die,but only if your alive!

The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

The power to smell whore

The power to have no superpower

The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

The power to smell WiFi Signals

The power to a nokia phone.

the power to jump, but only on any surface

the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

The power to be stupid reading this.

The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

The power to smell water.

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

Pointless Super Powers