- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

The power to negate all powers including your own.

the power to jizz money

The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

the power to get married

The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

the power to turn into a piece of paper

The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

the power to read your own mind

The power to swim on land.

Vanilla scented blood

The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

Pointless Super Powers