The ability to turn into a really comfortable chair FOREVER.

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The ability to make your heart teleport.

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The power to not get a boner when seeing a hot girl.

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The power to turn anything into Oreos.

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Being able to poop your pants at will with no control over it.

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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The power to turn invisible but only different parts of the body and happens at random times of the day.

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The power to never have fun...never.

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a power to turn liquid into goo!

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Really bendy thumbs.

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The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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The power that turns farts into music.

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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The power to lower your IQ at will.

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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

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The power to rotten food.

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the power to know when a politician is lying

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!