the power to get drunk you are needed

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The power to lower your own ego.

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The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

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The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

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The power to ignore useful information

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The power to think of your death and then you die.

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The power to transform into a bucket of water.

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Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

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The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

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The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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the power to jump, but only on any surface

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The ability to laugh one's ass off.

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

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The power to look TV

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Most of Gods powers part 2: Let us pretend that God really created everything... including sin right? God: Jebus, I want you to go down to earth and receive torture of legendary proportions, and die. Jebus: Why? God: To remove sin... Jebus: Uh... cant you just remove it? God replies either: 1. Yeah but ill be more fun this way, ill have you killed just to show you are not mortal anyways lol troll! 2. No, Sin is more powerful than me, so you better go die to not really die, relax... 3. Son, my ways are mysterious, "thunderstorm scares Jebus to go down) Moral disclaimer: God can be anyone`s God, and Jebus is not to be confused with the completely different Jesus. I mean every God out there and Jebus is simply a name I put instead of whoever prophet your religion has, so I really insulted everyone religious. Moral: (the other was a disclaimer) Religion is written by men... drunk men... now go eat your bread and drink your wine... and you shall become like Jebus... tortured and crucified? To show the world you are immortal? Side effects: Alcholism and all that follows, including a quicker death... to prove your immortality? (Hypnosis is powerful shit, especially when you are drunk, take it from a experienced hypnotist)

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The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!