- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

The power to ejaculate at command

The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

The power to fly while masturbating.

The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

The power to read your own mind

THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

The power to digest corn.

the power to jizz money

The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

The power to be afraid of horses.

Pointless Super Powers