The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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The power of having two left hands.

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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to sleep with your eyes open.

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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

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The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to kill someone with a knife

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

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The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

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the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!