- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

The ability to pull open push only doors

The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

The power to lower your own ego.

the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

The power to be asleep while in bed

The power to know you don't have a superpower

The power to crap without pissing.

The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

Pointless Super Powers