The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

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The power to sleep with your eyes open.

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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Nothing

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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The power to increase you`re pain at will.

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The power to bypass capcha codes

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The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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the ability to levitate

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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The ability to self destruct at will.

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The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

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The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

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the ability to make your eyes pop out.

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The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!