The ability to open a door that was already open.

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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The power to become powerless

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to think of the worst superpower.

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The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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The power to rite liek dis

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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The ability to part hair.

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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the power to itch your teeth

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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!