- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to breathe slightly faster

The power to never finish what you sta...

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teleport to the place where you stand

The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

The power to teleport to the south pole.

The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

The power to control mealworms

The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

The power to fall in love reptiles

The power to fail a test everytime

The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

Pointless Super Powers