the power to get wider by eating junk food

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The power to shrink boobs

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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

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The power to read the terms of service.

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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The epic power of laser pointer vision.

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yo mama

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the power to become translucent

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The power to shit on the ceiling

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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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the power to enter a coma.

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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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The power to whipe the floor with your face.

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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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open up pickles glass

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The power to flush toilets with your mind

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

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The ability to get shot, for real.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!