I'm a giant di

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open up pickles glass

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

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The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

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The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

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The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

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the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

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The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

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the power to do nothing

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

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The power to fly but only in your room

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The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

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The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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To be able to generate cancer at will

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The power to understand irony.

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The power to enhance your enemy's strength

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Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

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The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!