- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

The power to fly but only in your room

The power to be stupid reading this.

The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

The power to turn any object into food

The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

The power to absolutely nothing

the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

The power to vomit every time you burp.

The power to hold your breath when you die

The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

the power to open doors that are unlocked

The ability to open a door that was already open.

The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

Pointless Super Powers