- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

The power to serve the Lord Dog.

The ability to be poor for life

The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

the power to summon a pen, once

The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

The power to have no superpower

The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

The power to run Crysis.

Pointless Super Powers