- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fall asleep each time you

The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

The power to chew with your tongue

The power to think of a good super power right now.

The power to see through glass

making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

The power to make anything money related to disappear.

The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

the power to cook sandwiches when married

The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

The ability to pee while standing up for men

The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

The power to see but only with eyes????

Pointless Super Powers