The power to give the wrong directions

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The power to vomit every time you burp.

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

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The power to eat your own head.

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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The power to jerk off without using your hands

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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The power of compulsive lying.

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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The power to cry sulfuric acid.

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the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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Being able to poop your pants at will with no control over it.

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!