- Pointless Super Powers

The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

the power to stop masturbating every day

The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

The power to turn toast back into bread

the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

the power to become translucent

The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

The power to kill yourself.

the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!