- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

the power to turn food into shit

The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

The power to absolutely nothing

The power to summon fire with the use of a match

The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

the power to fax people with your mind

Infinite knowledge when dead

The power to be special just like everyone else.

the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

the power to jizz money

The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

Pointless Super Powers