The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

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The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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The power to die at will

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The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The ability to jump

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!