boo

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power to fly when your underwater

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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The super power to shine in daylight

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

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The power to fly 4 inches from the ground

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The power to sing wonderfully but at a pitch only dogs can hear

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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Having the power to stand still

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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he power to make mistakes

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

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The power to never finish what you sta...

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The power to walk on frozen water.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!