- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

Having taste buds in your anus.

to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

the powers to be a fat gassy woman

The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

Justin Bieber

The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

Nobody in the world has super-powers.

what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

to not blink for 5 seconds

The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

the power to be 100% pointless

The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

Pointless Super Powers