- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to read this.

the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

The power to be a common person

The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

The power to make any glass of water into milk

the power to defecate while standing up...

The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

The ability to become visible at will.

Infinite knowledge when dead

the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

The power to make anything money related to disappear.

The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

The power to get hard at will.

the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

The power to keep up with the kardashians

The power to remove all flavour from food.

The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

Pointless Super Powers