The power to change your eye color.

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

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The power to elect George W Bush.

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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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the ability to die on command

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the ability to constantly have the fever

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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the power to hovertate

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The power to fail a test everytime

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!