The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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To have the power to breathe

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The power to have anything you want that is free.

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The power to elect George W Bush.

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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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The power to lower your IQ at will.

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The ability to see everything in black and white.

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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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The power to make dead batteries appear.

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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

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The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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The power to pee poop

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The power to breath Oxygen

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The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!