The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

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The power to do something while you can play games.

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the power to morph into yourself

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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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The power to find the end of the sticky tape

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The power to have no superpower

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The ability to know when men have erections

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The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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The ability to sweat poop.

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The power to teleport to the south pole.

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The power to lose all your limbs

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teleport to the place where you stand

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The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

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The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!