The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

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The power to shrink boobs

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The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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The power to not have a brain!

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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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The power to break a Nokia

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The power to communicate with sperm.

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The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

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The power to hole 1 inch putts.

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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The power to read your own mind

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The power to not have any power at all

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The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

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De poverr too tipe relly shiiti annd stil bee undrstod bai rettadad peepols unly.

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the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

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The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!