The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

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Shit bricks I love itttttt

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power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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The power to turn 12% invisible.

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The ability to be poor for life

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The power to be powerless.

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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

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The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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The power to breathe slightly faster

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mint berry crunch

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the ability to die on command

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the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

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The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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The ability to go to hell.

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The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!