The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

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The power to see via toe nails

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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i love to make shit brix

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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The power to die

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The power to smell people's moods

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

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The power to enhance your enemy's strength

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The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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The power to see water one meter behind you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!