The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

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The power to not do it.

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The power of 12% levetation

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The power to see through glass

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The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

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the power to teleport but it takes longer than it would to walk to your destination.

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The power of dying whenever you want.

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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the power to turn into a tree

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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To be able to commit a sexual offense but never get away with it

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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The power to get off the internet and do something productive

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The ability to turn into a really comfortable chair FOREVER.

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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The power to use your dick/tits as your cellphone at any time.

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!