- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

The ability to sweat poop.

The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

The ability to control dairy products

The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

The power of hindsight

The ability to lift things up and put them down.

The ability to recognize any meme at will.

being black

lol

the power to read your own mind

The ability to get shot, for real.

The power to release the bogus

the power to walk on land.

The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

The power to change your urine to any color

An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

to zap people but only yourself

Pointless Super Powers