- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

To have the power to breathe

The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

The power to convert metric to imperial

The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

The power to breathe slightly faster

The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

The power to never finish what you sta...

The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

The power to walk on frozen water.

The power to teleport to the south pole.

The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

The power to control mealworms

The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

Pointless Super Powers