No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

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The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

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the power to become translucent

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The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

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The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

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The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

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The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

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The power of women's rights.

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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The power to transform into a bucket of water.

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

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The power to obey gravity

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the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!