The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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The power to remove all flavour from food.

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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The power to dream about being asleep.

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The power to control any O-shaped piece of metal.

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The power to put your pants on, two legs at a time.

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!