- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

The power to read the terms of service.

ability to run very fast forever

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

The power to shit on the ceiling

yo mama

the power to become translucent

The epic power of laser pointer vision.

a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

the power to enter a coma.

The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

The power to whipe the floor with your face.

open up pickles glass

the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

the power to stop masturbating every day

The power to flush toilets with your mind

The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

Pointless Super Powers