The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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the power to hovertate

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The power to quote memes randomly

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The power to only sit down and not stand up.

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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The power to shrink boobs

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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the power to turn retarted

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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

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the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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the power to give yourself sunburn

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The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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The power to shit on the ceiling

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!