- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to like Hilary Clinton

The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

The ability to not live forever

The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

The power to fly when in something flying

The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

The power to change $100 to 100 $1

The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

The power to only sit down and not stand up.

The power to sleep with your eyes open.

The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

The power to speak in only anime openings

The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

The power to even

Pointless Super Powers