- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The powers to blink at the speed of light

The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

The power to fart on a plane.

The power to be a snail

The power to become encased in concrete at will.

The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

The ability to die instantly

The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

The power to breathe slightly faster

The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

The power to increase you`re pain at will.

the ability to die on command

Nope. Just nope.

The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

The power to have no superpower

The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

The epic power of laser pointer vision.

the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

Pointless Super Powers