The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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the power to see through clear glass.

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The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

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The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

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The power to grow a money tree once every 5 years that grows 1 penny every 10 years.

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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The power to fly when in something flying

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The power to be a snail

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The power to fart on a plane.

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!