- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

The ability to smell colors

The power to telepathically fold paper.

The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

The power think five times slower.

Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

The power to smell water.

The power to push "pull" doors

The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

The power to die using only your mind.

the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

the power to like charlie

Pointless Super Powers