- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to even

The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

Nothing

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

The power to see water one meter behind you.

Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

The ability to laugh one's ass off.

the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

The power to be missed when present.

The power to turn into a pebble

The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

The power to be gay on command.

Pointless Super Powers