- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

the power to time travel to the present

The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

The power to turn water into wine.

The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

The ability to open a door that was already open.

the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

The ability to walk slower than everyone else

The ability to pass out at will.

the ability to spin gold into straw

Pointless Super Powers