The ability to open a door that was already open.

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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The power to see via toe nails

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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The ability to die at will, but not come back to life.

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the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

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The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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The power to invent things as soon as you see them

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!