The power to push "pull" doors

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The power to smell water.

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Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

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The power think five times slower.

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Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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The power to die using only your mind.

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The power to walk through air.

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the power to like charlie

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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The power to turn into a lamp once.

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The ability to spit mouthwash

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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Most of God`s powers. One: He has existed eternally, and one day he said: LET THERE BE LIGHT! Uh... so he has lived eternal eternities in the dark? Explains his shitty mood... Two: Speaking about let there be light... the very first sentence he utters is wrong, because "First God created light".... And then he went "oops" and time traveled back in time to create voice first so he could say anything? Three: He sent his son to combat sin... how powerful is sin? So powerful that a so called omnipotent being had to sacrifice his son? And what sacrifice is it to have your immortal son killed just to prove that he is immortal? Sounds like a guy being sawed in half and then coming out whole... TADAH! (applause from the audience). So in the end he sacrificed... nothing? He died to prove he could not die? Moral: Jesus: Epic troll..

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!