- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

The power to bleed anally at will

The power to fly but only in your room

The power to make clean socks dirty.

The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

The power to telepathically fold paper.

The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

The ability to smell colors

The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

The power to smell inside of your own butt.

the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

Pointless Super Powers