- Pointless Super Powers

The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

the power to fly, but only when you poop

The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

The power to fall in love reptiles

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

The power to understand irony.

The power to enhance your enemy's strength

The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

To be able to generate cancer at will

The power to turn into a pebble

the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!